He actually said this.  And then I started to suggest questionable depictions of Hawkstone– and SUDDENLY he cared.  Oooooh how he cared.  Even started speaking in the third person.  “Hawkstone wouldn’t do this” and “Hawkstone would want that.”  So I pounced:  “Congratulations.  You’re RP’ing.”  I said.

The howl of agony that resounded around the text channels that night…

…DELIGHTFUL.