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JULY: CHOOSE CANADA

A barbecue at which various Twogargs Characters are having fun. Rockies in the background for the Alberta flavour? I want Kyle playing Lawn Darts (vintage 70s!) in the background as a sight gag. A Canadian flag flies over the event. On a picnic table is a bowl labeled “German Potato Salad.”

PANEL ONE:

MICHAEL:
Happy Canada Day!

THUNDER:
You too! Oh man did you hear Alberta wants to separate?

PANEL TWO:

SHERRI (wearing an I Choose Canada t-shirt)
Screw that! Who’d want to leave Canada?

ROARK:
Uh..non-Canadians?

KYLE:
Are gargoyles Canadian?

PANEL THREE:

RIVERDALE:
Heck yeah! Born in Nova Scotia, right here!

KYLE points to Owen.
What about him?

PANEL FOUR:

DYLAN:
Owen? He’s a pure Prince Edward Island Gremlin!

MICHAEL:
Wow. Even the fae are part of our cultural mosaic!