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EPISODE SEVEN
“Canada's Not For Sale”

PANEL ONE: The break room is decorated for Canada Day! A Canadian flag on the wall, bottle of maple syrup on a desk, sight gags of Canadian origin. RIVERDALE waves to everyone!

RIVERDALE:
Happy Canada Day, everyone!

PANEL TWO: THUNDER holds up a clipboard, and is wearing a t-shirt that says CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE.

THUNDER:
Did everyone get their free health care?

PANEL THREE: SHERRI points over her shoulder with her thumb. She’s carrying a can of Pilsner (Saskatchewan Beer). CODE MONKEY heads in the direction of the Poutine Buffet. He is wearing a CHILLIWACK shirt.

SHERRI:
Poutine Buffet is set up in the corner!

CODE MONKEY:
Yesss!

PANEL FOUR: Sitting on a couch, looking at a tv set, DYLAN asks ROARK a question. In the background are posters of famous Canadian artists (Anne Murray, Stompin’ Tom, etc)

DYLAN:
What’s on TV?

ROARK:
Littlest Hobo marathon!

DYLAN:
Best Canada Day EVER!