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MARCH 2026: Spring Cleaning

PANEL ONE: THUNDER and KORUN are helping to clean up the break room. KORUN is disgruntled about this.

NARR:
It’s Spring Cleaning day at Twogargs!

KORUN:
Why do I have to clean the office?

THUNDER:
Because I’ll bake you a cake if you do.

KORUN:
Solid reasoning!

PANEL TWO: SHERRI pulls out some rotten bowl of potato salad from the fridge. MICHAEL answers from the background.

SHERRI:
The hell is this rotting in the fridge?

MICHAEL:
Oh! Woops! That’s leftover Sauerkraut.
I think it’s been rotten for a while.

PANEL THREE: KYLE walks past carrying a box of Mike-coded stuff. Michael is curious.

MICHAEL:
Whatcha got there?

KYLE:
Large leather pants, glasses, old beard trimmer, (something funny that is Kyleish)

PANEL FOUR: SHERRI motions to MICHAEL’s laptop. MICHAEL is sitting at it, looking gleefully evil. In the background, OWEN is eating a shamrock cookie and KORUN is saying “no crumbs!” threateningly.

SHERRI:
Now the place is clean, what are you going to write?

MICHAEL:
Inappropriate filth!