SEPTEMBER: DONUT IDENTITY

The gang are talking about the Harry Potter donuts at Tim Horton’s. They’re jealous that HP gets custom donuts and declare that they want custom donuts. The gag is a sight gag in the type of donuts they have. Example: Roark has a donut the size of a tire. Spectrum has a rainbow eclair (cream-filled). Max has a fat jelly-filled “blood” donut oozing jelly. A Lion Claw (Bearclaw) for Agents of PAW; Maple Bacon donut for Thunder; Punch has a powdered face donut with a grin!

PANEL ONE: SHERRI is ranting about the HP donuts at Tim Horton’s.

SHERRI:
Oh man–they’re selling Harry Potter donuts at Tim Horton’s!

PANEL TWO: PUNCH is frickin’ incensed! ROARK puts his head in to chime in.

PUNCH:
Potter has his own donuts? Trans-hating twerp! I want MY own donut!

ROARK:
Me too please!

THUNDER:
Free to be your own donut! Let’s do this!

PANEL THREE & FOUR COMBINED: A wide panel of donuts with character labels on them: Roark has a donut the size of a tire. Spectrum has a rainbow eclair (cream-filled). Max has a fat jelly-filled “blood” donut oozing jelly. A Lion Claw (Bearclaw) for Agents of PAW; Maple Bacon donut for Thunder; Punch has a powdered face donut with a grin!

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